AISubs v3.7
Yara! Takao! Yoruto! Yujimura!
- I'd like you to listen to my theory. - Go ahead.
When I graduated from kindergarten, I was 19 years old.
I had this urban legend in me.
And I experienced it.
You know, pheromones.
I've heard that word before.
- Like an animal pulling a cat. - Yeah.
A cat pulling a cat, a cat pulling a cat...
I said it, but I really thought it was true.
When I graduated from kindergarten, I went up to the bathroom.
Obviously, I only had body soap in me.
At the time, I had pee in me.
I just peed in me, and I didn't feel anything.
I went to sleep and woke up in the morning.
My body soap was all peeled off and I was sweating like crazy.
I had pee in me again in the morning.
And then...
"Ah, ah, ah..." Something passed me.
I thought, "What's going on?" and looked for where it came from.
And it was my palm.
Huh? What's going on?
It smells so good!
I thought it might be the one I smelled earlier.
I smelled it in my breast.
And then, it became clear.
Is this pheromone?
I met my 19-year-old pheromone.
I don't think it's something everyone feels.
In my experience.
A soul resonance.
Only those who feel "this is the person" at the genetic level can produce it.
Love syndrome diagnosis.
This time, I want to verify this.
The best favorite woman.
The best smell.
(Applause)
I think this is useful for finding partners.
If you smell it and think it's different from what it looks like,
you might be wrong.
If you smell it and think it's subtle,
you might be able to choose who it might be.
I see.
Finding partners.
We're here, right?
Our partners are here.
All three of us are married.
We don't need to find partners now.
If someone who's about to find a partner verifies it,
and this theory doesn't work out,
it might be terrible.
If that's the case...
If you smell it and think it's different from what it looks like...
Even if I smell it now, it's okay because I have a partner.
If you smell it and think it's terrible, it's okay.
But if you don't have a partner and you smell it, you might not be able to find a partner.
- So we don't smell it now. - We don't smell it now.
Even if we smell it now, we're safe.
- Today, we're going to verify it. - I see.
Right now...
There are many people sitting over there.
I don't know who they are.
With our eyes closed, we're all going to smell it.
We're going to choose the person who smells it the most.
We're going to have them line up.
We're going to open our eyes.
The number 3 person I chose is...
you!
We're going to choose the person who looks like you the most.
My theory is that the person you like and the smell you like might match.
- Isn't this amazing? - It is.
I really think Tetsuya wants to smell a woman.
Don't say that, you idiot!
You'll get in trouble!
I might get in trouble!
I told you I was going to film this video!
Are you going to be okay?
I messed up.
I filmed this video with the people of "WAVE YOU" the other day.
They got in trouble.
I don't think they'll get mad.
I think they won't get mad.
If I explain it properly, they'll say it can't be helped.
You don't even have to explain it.
This is the second time.
I was the second one.
I was the first one, and I was too gross.
It's gross just to say it's the second time.
Let's be careful of that.
I just said it.
Depending on our results,
Ryo-san might have good results in the future.
I'm going to film hundreds of women in front of me and say, "Now!"
The person who did it is my partner.
If you say it like that, it's easy.
It's not easy!
I'm afraid of everything you say.
I'm afraid of everything.
Let me do it.
That's no good!
I'm going to ask Ryo-san to do it for me.
Ryo, you're not doing anything weird, are you?
I'm not doing anything.
You and I have similar tastes.
If you and I have the same smell...
It's going to be disgusting.
It's going to be hot.
If we have the same smell, it's going to be hot.
If we have the same taste, it's going to be hot.
If you can do that, it's amazing.
It smells like milk.
Maybe it's ultra milk.
I have a pheromone.
I don't think you have it.
I have it.
I think you have it.
I have a pheromone.
I have a staphylococcus.
You said you didn't have it.
I was waiting for you to say it.
Let's move on.
I have a staphylococcus!
You guys are amazing.
You don't have a staphylococcus, do you?
I have a staphylococcus!
Wait, isn't this voice...
Isn't this voice Yumemura's voice in this video?
I have a staphylococcus!
There wasn't even one song.
I have a staphylococcus!
Excuse me, but can you also include this explanation?
When Yumemura said, "There won't be anyone talking,"
there was a bird that said, "I have a staphylococcus,"
a long time ago.
Let's be conscious of that.
But from now on, this video will be a complete and serious verification.
It's just saying what I think.
From now on, there won't be any interesting places, will there?
I have a staphylococcus!
Wait, is my hair going to break like this?
This is not good.
Man, I don't have any vision at all.
I have a staphylococcus!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, I'll let you enter, ladies.
Wow, I can hear it coming one by one.
Thank goodness.
It looks like a human.
Yeah.
It smells a little...
It feels like it's spinning.
Ah! It's a woman's voice!
Oh, no!
Oh, wow!
Hey!
Oh, no! What is this?
There are already a lot of women in your left hands.
What kind of ceremony is this?
One by one, you three will sit in front of me.
What will you hide? Is it okay to hide anywhere?
Well, I like a place where I'm naked as much as possible.
Where are you naked?
My armpits, if you ask me...
Ouch!
Oh my god, you're so annoying!
You're so annoying right now!
Well, since you're naked, I guess I'll shave your neck and stuff.
I guess I'll shave your neck and stuff.
Also, I don't know if you're here, but...
Yes, I'll have you sit in front of the insect.
Um, excuse me...
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'll have you say "gochinchi" or something like that.
That's not good.
I'll keep my face quiet...
I'll get closer and...
You can't do that to a woman!
Is that okay with you?
Yes!
Okay, I'll have you come out one at a time.
Wow, I'm so nervous!
I'll start with the one on the left.
You can shuffle the ones on the left later.
Oh, okay.
So, let's say you start with the one on the left and go all the way up to the one on the right.
Please have a seat.
Yumara, raise your legs.
Huh?
If you don't mind...
No, no, no!
Don't turn away!
Wow! I'm so embarrassed to show you my eyes!
This is...
100,000 yen!
Wow!
That's a lot of money!
I'll start with you, Tetsuya.
Okay!
Please face forward and stand still.
Please bring your neck closer.
Okay, Tetsuya...
Yes?
You're the smartest man in the world.
Wait a minute...
Oh, I see!
I don't agree with you.
That's good.
Wow! Thank you!
Wow, I see!
You're so delicate!
I am delicate.
You're so delicate!
Okay, Mushi...
Yes?
You're the smartest man in the world.
This house is amazing.
It's crazy.
Can I upload it on YouTube?
Thank you.
I don't know.
It smells like sunburn, doesn't it?
I'm going.
I smelled it.
Please go back.
I'll tell you my impressions one by one.
It smelled like a girl, didn't it?
I didn't feel it.
I didn't feel it either.
If I came here at 8 o'clock, I would have collapsed.
That's right.
Please sit down, number two.
This shape...
I'm going.
It smells like you, number two.
Wait a minute. I like it very much.
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding me?
I'm glad you like it.
That's good.
Next, I'll smell you, number two.
I'm going.
Really?
I'll smell you, number two.
How do you like it?
I don't know.
It smells like human.
Does it smell like you?
Is it perfume?
Is it chamomile?
I don't like it.
I like it very much.
I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't like it.
I like it very much.
Next, I'll smell you, number three.
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going.
Yes.
I'm going to smell you, number three.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to smell you, number three.
Oh, I see.
It's different.
It's different, isn't it?
Isn't it a scent?
It depends on the person, but it smells different.
It smells like flowers.
It smells like a flower shop.
It's still amazing.
It's still there, isn't it?
It's still there.
That's amazing.
It smells good.
It's disgusting.
Number four is here.
That's number four's helicopter.
It does smell like human.
Next, Demi-san.
I see.
Next, Demi-san.
I see, I see.
It smells good.
How is it? Does it smell worse than before?
No, it's light.
But I can feel a little bit of that person's personality.
It doesn't smell like human.
That's right.
It doesn't change that much.
That was number four.
Thank you.
Number five is here.
That's number four's.
It's long.
I see.
It smells like human.
You said earlier that it smelled like milk.
It did smell like that.
Like milk?
It smelled like it was close to a farm.
Really?
You're going to hide, aren't you?
Demi-san, you can't cover your eyes like that.
You have to open your eyes and look at me.
That's the only way to do it, right?
That's a good idea.
I'm going to put it in your mouth, Mimura-san.
That's a good idea, too.
That's amazing.
I thought it was pretty good, too.
Doesn't it feel very different?
It's completely different.
I'm going to put it in number six's mouth.
It's long.
It smells like human.
Thank you.
How was it?
That was number six.
It's the same as number one.
Well, that's what it smells like.
It's easy to sweat.
It's not like I'm sweating.
You're getting serious.
No, it's scientific.
I'm not.
What about number seven?
What do you think of number seven?
I see.
Was it a little flowery?
It's a flower.
That was pretty fleeting.
All of you...
All of you should have put it in my mouth.
Thank you.
It was Hachiman-san.
There was a momentary flower-like smell like a leafcloth.
It was like a perfume.
Then it's quite similar, isn't it?
Cream.
And a face that says "sunscreen".
Thank you very much.
What?
Oh, Hachiman-san, please.
Next and last is Hachiman-san.
Yes.
This is Hachiman-san's telephone.
Hmm?
What?
I don't know where it is.
This is Hachiman-san's pheromone.
Hmm?
I didn't feel anything at all.
Wall.
Did you bring a wall?
This is Hachiman-san's pheromone.
Hmm, I don't feel anything.
I'm glad I said it was a coincidence.
You brought all of them, right?
Yes.
Excuse me, but I want you to test it just once.
Okay.
Oh, it's cute.
Yes.
Number 2.
Yes, number 2.
I can't forget number 2 after number 3.
Here you are.
Oh, it's fast.
Number 2.
Oh, it's amazing.
On the contrary, I felt like I saw a cute person.
I saw it now.
I'll choose you later.
Do you like number 2?
I got number 4.
Oh, number 4.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Can I have number 5?
It can't be helped.
This is the final battle.
I'll give you number 5 for free.
Yes, number 5 is cute.
Hmm...
Mr. Yamada, number 5 is cute.
Hmm...
- Okay! - Has everyone decided?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Then... - Yes!
- The three of you will announce your favorite pheromone and number you liked the most. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'll go with... - Yes?
- It's totally... - It's Number 2.
- Number 2? - Yes!
- He used to have this instinct when he smelled peromones.
- He's drawn a lot of good perfume before, but... - Yeah.
- but he still doesn't have any of it. - Oh...
- Bussan, please. - Mine was completely Number 5.
- Oh! - Yeah, but other than that...
- I didn't really smell anything special. - Oh!
But it wasn't close enough to become a common female doll.
- Yes, Yuma. - Yes, I am...
- Number four. - Number four.
- What was your final choice? - I wasn't sure.
It certainly smelled like cosmetics,
- but it also smelled warm. - Oh!
- It smelled warm. - You could feel it coming from your body.
I felt it, so I thought it was number four.
So, the dolls you chose were...
- two, five, and four. - Yes.
- We'll have the girls change seats. - Okay.
- Please wait a little longer. - Okay.
- Shuffle complete. - Yes.
- Please take off your blindfolds. - Yes.
- We'll take them off now. - Yes.
- One, two... - Argh!
- Hey! - What?
- Glasses, glasses, glasses... - Wow!
- You're so cute! - You're amazing!
- You're so cute! - You're so cute!
- See! - See!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
- You can't call your grandpa "toy"! - You can't call your grandpa "toy"!
- You're calling him "toy" now. - You're calling him "toy" now.
- You had a cute face at the end. - You had a cute face at the end.
- I don't like men's smells. - Yeah.
- So all of your opinions were accepted. - Can I say it out loud?
- As expected of you! If it wasn't him, I'd be really embarrassed. - But walls are walls.
- As expected of you three's reactions... - Kiyosumi-san, you're number one.
- Wow, I see! - What should we do about this?
- So we said, "You smell the best right now." - Yeah.
- But we said, "You look the best right now." - Yeah.
- That's rude. - I'm sorry, but can we talk about it?
- Yeah, but it's only for a second. - Yeah.
- Let's have each of you say it. - Okay!
- Tetsuya-san. - Yes?
- Please say your type of woman's name! - This is nerve-racking.
- My type of woman is...
- Misa-san!
- That's gross. - What was that?!
- That's gross. - What?!
- That's gross. - No, why?!
- Just do it like it's nothing!
- She'll come now. - No...
- Don't do it now. - Yeah, yeah.
- Next up is Mushi-san. Please say your type of woman's name!
- You know, Tetsuya and I used to like each other's faces a long time ago. - Yeah, we did.
- I didn't think we'd like each other's faces. - Yeah.
- Huh? - Misa-san... - Hey! Stop it!
- Hey! - It's been a while since you've done that! - What is this?!
- Wow, so either of us definitely got it wrong, right? - Yeah.
- So we failed the test at this point. - And lastly, Yumemaru-san.
- Yes, my... - Yes.
- Type is...
- The answer is Edison. - Oh! I see!
- Edison is like a big name in Japan. - Yeah, he is.
- Okay, so Misa-san, please announce your number. - Okay.
- If it's Tetsuya, it's number 2. If it's Mushi - san, it's number 5. - What is this? Is this a mob concept?
- I don't know what I'm supposed to do. - Oh, I see!
- Okay, Misa-san, please announce your number. - Number 2.
- What was your number? - My number is...
- Number 5! - Oh!
- Mushi-san is the winner!
- Mushi-san!
I was a bit of an anti-fans of this theory, but I guess I got it right.
- You got it right! - It's amazing, you even got it right.
- It's the first one, you know. - But it's amazing, you got it diagonally.
- Oh, that's right. - You got it diagonally.
- So, Eri-san, you too... - Yes.
- You're number 4, right? - Yes.
- Eri-san's number is 4, so you're the winner. - Yes.
Eri-san, please reveal your number.
- My number is...
- 4. - What?!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- That's amazing! - Hey!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- You know what I mean, right? - Of course I do!
- Wow, I didn't think it would turn out like this! - As expected, you have a bad nose.
- It makes a lot of noise. - Wow, you have a bad nose!
- It makes a lot of noise. - It's annoying.
- Let's look at the woman's face one more time.
- The next one is... - Oh, yeah. - It's the second one.
- It's still amazing, right? - Yeah.
- Oh, it's definitely amazing. - My favorite person is...
- Miyami-san! - Miyami-san, please reveal your number.
- My number is...
- 3. - Yes!
- What's wrong with you?!
- Keep going! - Keep going!
- I don't think it's that bad. - Is this the last one?
- Okay, last one. - I didn't do it.
- It's just that Tetsuya wants to smell it. - Yeah.
- No, it's not like that. - No, it's not like that.
- Look at the camera and say it.
- Smelling erotic pose.
- It's a smelling erotic pose. I'm sorry.
- As expected of you, that title is bad.
- It's decided, but...
- Okay, it's the last challenge.
- My favorite person is...
- Natsuki-san!
- Okay, Natsuki-san, please reveal your number.
- My number is...
- 2. - Ah!
- It's here!
- You're going to guess it?! - You're going to guess it?!
- It's hard for me to say anything now.
- Don't say it!
- How is it? - It's 1/7.
- I don't think there's anything wrong with it. - There's nothing wrong with it?
- Wait, wait, wait. That doesn't change from before we filmed.
- Mokata-san, you can't get mad. - There's nothing wrong with it.
- No way. - There are stab cells!
- But there are no pheromones. - How about pheromones?
- There are stab cells! - No! No! There are no pheromones!
- There are no stab cells! - I know there are stab cells, but there are no pheromones!
- There are stab cells!